Catspaw says, “I’m looking for some resources to set up a substitution for the current education-oriented goal as posessed by the object task #5891 within Project Achieve. Funding such a project would allow this resource to dedicate its overall functional purposes to entrusted functions such as the rapid transfer of data between the communicative cerebral of said task, and the participants in Project Achieve’s virtual online environment. It would also allow for this resource to locate other resource tasks, whose job would be to assist this main resource in basic functions, while allowing it to allocate more of its time to important wetware decaying observation functions on a television frequency. With your funding, we will be able to not only continue the development, but also remove cluttering forked information from this important object task. Thank you.”
Catspaw says, “IE: Give Catspaw money. Then she will MOO. And hire slaves. And watch TV. Thank you.”