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Binding Arbitration

Binding Arbitration

A morning conversation between me and Jason:

Rochelle: i am getting whacked in the face with a tail
Jason: check the contract. that’s a valid use of tail
Rochelle: hehe
Rochelle: he is sitting on my stomach
Jason: section 231b, subsection 13…
Jason: territorial rights and duties at dawn
Rochelle: so that’s where it is
Jason: bloody right. we got a grievance issue going on here
Jason: someone’s disputing my right of water bottle squirtage
Rochelle: oh dear
Rochelle: when does the lawyer arrive?
Jason: na
Jason: we’re in binding arbitration
Jason: locked in the same condo until we can work it out
Jason: could take years
Rochelle: hehehehe