Phone Reference Goes Corporate

Phone Reference Goes Corporate

And from the “You’ve got to be kidding me” file comes

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I mean, I knew library services were hot, but I didn’t know they were so hot that random people on the interwebs would try and sell them back to people as if they don’t already exist.

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Edited to add: Apparently the creators of are also responsible for this. Down with the pacisfists and the libraries! It takes all kinds, I guess.

0 thoughts on “Phone Reference Goes Corporate

  1. I thought this was a joke until I actually went and looked at it. I don’t know what is worse, the hubris of the enterprise, or the fact that some people will actually pay for the service. That they are responsible for that other site, if true, is disturbing as well.

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